"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal." ~Bill Cosby. Bizarre indeed. This is where I share all the places I never imagined motherhood would take me, the things I wish I'd been told in a guidebook at the beginning, the never ending discovery of things I don't know, and the ridiculous ways I'm reminded that normal is a relative term.